This is the section of the website that answers questions, and questions answers, whether they come from us, or from the government conspiracy meant to keep you complacent and docile, to never question the abnormal and deny EVERYTHING
Is this site for real?
Yes, this site is for real. Aliens are for real.
Are any of you guys harbouring aliens?
We cannot confirm nor deny that we are doing such activity, because that would have to be a discussion on what exactly an "alien" is. Is an "alien" simply a visitor from another world, or is it your next door neighbour who just happens to be from a different part of the world. Does having extra limbs or appendages qualify you to be an "alien"? Does having green acidic blood count as being an "alien"? Does being a fish creature from the Planet Pesce 13 who can live in any type of water salt or fresh, walk on two webbed feet, swim exceptionally well, and communicate with fish telepathically make you an "alien"?
No really, is this site for real?
Realer than your grandpappy's dentures.
Do you guys know what happened in Roswell in 1947
We do in fact, we got the full story from or friend Izzy who works in the Mars Branch of the Sol-Earth Protection Force. It was a fellow Martian who was flying a test ship for interstellar travel, coming down to Earth to get a case of Coca-Cola, but the Americans shot him down and he died. They performed extensive autopsies on him, until Mars Branch intervened and fed them Forghetti Spaghetti. You can read it in an article that Izzy posted on this very website on the Articles page.
Wait, Forghetti Spaghetti? What's it taste like?
You know when you leave pasta in the water for too long, then it dries out the water, and starts to bond with the bottom of the pot, and it starts to burn and that burning smell mixed with the pasta starts to smell like coffee? That's what it tastes like. Burning coffee.
Are you worried about all this knowledge getting out and you and your club getting hunted down by every government in the world who probably have their own alphabet organizations who deal with this sort of thing?
Been there, done that, but that's an article for another time.
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